Go buy this ...

Go buy Bash Down the Door and Slice Open the Badguy.

"Why?" you ask.

Because it's sexier than Allison Stokke! (There are even pictures at the beginning of each story!)

It's more exciting than Keifer Sutherland in 24 (he plays Jack Bauer, in case you didn't know.)

It's more suspenseful than House:

House (played by Hugh Laurie): Differntial Diagnosis?
Chase: It could be Lupis.
Cameron: Lupis wouldn't cause the twitching.
Foreman: It explains the back pain.
House: Or ... the battle axe embedded in his spine could be causing that.

It's hipper than Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Want to know the real reason? Because it's great artistry by aspiring writers. For less than $20, you'll get a book that's enjoyable to read on the bus, at the beach, on the plane.

And someday you'll get to say, "I read a story by that guy before he was famous."

Here's the link again. Go support hard-working artists. You can easily afford it.