PostgreSQL wallpapers

A while back I was surfing around, looking for some PostgreSQL wallpapers to make my computer better.

I was extremely disappointed at how few I found. I sat at my desk at work and wept quietly (mainly because the office is an open design, and loud sobbing is distracting to the other employees).

Then, my heart suddenly leapt. I would remedy this truly unfair deficiency! I would create a number of stylish wallpapers that other hip PostgreSQL users would download and display proudly on their desktops. A revolution would begin! People from all over the Internet would make a pilgrimage to my web site to download my works of desktop art!

In forming this plan, I forgot to take one thing into account: I have no graphic skills to speak of.

After several hours cursing at GIMP, I finally deleted most of pixelated disasters that I managed to create.

So I'm back to weeping at my desk, but it's not quite so bad. At least I have one PostgreSQL wallpaper I can use on my desktop. But gone are the dreams of wallpaper groupies infatuated with my GIMP prowess ...

Oh well.